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Looks like Mitch it stepping down from leadership in November. Of course he'll be serving out the rest of his term until January because Satan himself would have to shuffle this absolute sack of bones and slime off this mortal coil before he gives up ALL his power. Wonder which unholy minion of Dump will take over for him...
Oh man, Mitch must be like, actively dissolving into a puddle of toxic black slime if he's remotely willing to step down/remove himself from power in the slightest degree before he literally dies at a press conference. Which, for the record, I think he should do. It would be hilarious and literally the least of what this country deserves in repayment for all the evil he's been responsible for wreaking on it.
We should also not forget, however, that Mitch is likewise well aware that his brand of hyper-competent, surface-level respectable evil is toast, and he's obligingly getting out of the way for the full-on frothing-mouth looney MAGAs to take over. We can at least hope that his replacement will be so busy sucking up to Trump and saying insane things that they'll have no ability to actually use the system and work behind the scenes to do evil things, as good ol' Addison Mitchell McConnell III has been so good at doing for his entire tenure. Die in a fire after flipping Trump both middle fingers, fuckwad. You're already on your way out, you've got nothing to lose. But will you? No.
#jcams88#ask#politics for ts#it would be really funny if mcconnell now just totally let rip on trump#but he won't#because he is a pathetic sack of shit who literally has no other interest than supreme power#he hates trump but he will still use that power in trump's favor and step aside to clear the route for one of trump's worst lackeys#but yeah if he's actually stepping down he's gotta be like literally dying as we speak#do it mitch do it
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Wade snores
#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverpool#deadpool#wolverine#WolverPool#Logan could move anytime he wants#But he won't#Because he's gay
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continuously fascinated by this interaction
logan (kendalls father) gaslighting his abuse
frank (essentially kendalls godfather/his mentor/his surrogate parental figure/the mother in this dynamic, however you want to define it) just like an abused mother who won't leave the marriage even when there is opportunity to, helping the father pretend like he did nothing wrong
kendall, already dead inside, looking at them both, trapped when not even his godfather/surrogate parental figure will help him, let alone even acknowledge the abuse/trauma. he looks so defeated
oof
#frank could help him#but he won't#gerri was right when she called frank a cowardly prick#sad!#succession#frank vernon#kendall roy#logan roy
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What the actual fuck?? these are the same individuals who were so angry over the horner case (rightfully so) but now they have no issues ruining a woman's name and dignity for their stupid fanwars.
This is the post btw... Disgusting
#lecfosi are sexist#lecfosi are misogynist#it Charles has guts he'll call out this behaviour and side with the woman in his team#but he won't#charles leclerc
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The fresh hype and memes is good and all, but I wish Baldur's Gate 3 was an old game with its story mechanic fleshed out in online guides down to the littlest node.
Withers called me bitchless. I've rejected every romance advance I've gotten. I have not pursued anyone. The one I want is Karlach, but I'm in act 2 and she's not made a move despite being able to hug me. Have I been assigned a no romance route by role-playing a shy monk?
If this was a JRPG from 1998 Google would have an answer.
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 romance#???#bg3 no romance#bg3 help#even if theres no romance im set on finishing my playthrough#i still want to save the world#and my shy monk tav is very dear to me#the only one who hasn't gotten the hint is Halsin#and maybe shadowheart#i rejected her bottle of wine at the party as a later option#next time im probably going to fold for gale#maybe do an astarion origin for that bloodweave vibe#i have fic ideas brewing#but tonight i cried for barcus wroot#he deserves better#but he won't#just like me#my wulbren is no contact#haha anyway#balduri gate
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Heyyy love your stories soo much🩷!! But Prey has got me in a choke hold😪. I’m not sure if someone asked already and it’s probably a bad idea, however will you make Prey Naruto have more than two kids? I just love seeing Naruhina with more than two kids especially after reading your sunshine family fic. As I said it’s probably a bad idea to carry more of prey Naruto’s hell spawns into the world but I still think it’d be so darn cute🥺.
Prey has so many people in a choke hold, myself included🙈and omfg that's such an incredibly bad idea that I love so much. What a bunch of menaces!!! The little demons would form their own little gang and run their school🙈taking kids lunch money, setting up a homework and test answers ring, pulling dangerous sociopathic pranks, bribing teachers for good grades, and what in the world could the school do about them?? They'd go get their daddy and then the whole school would be in danger🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈and all this would be in elementary! CAN YOU IMAGINE TEENAGE PREY!NARUTO HELL SPAWN?!!! BECAUSE I CAN AND IT AIN'T PRETTY!🤣Poor Hinata😭what is she gonna do?! She loves her hubby and babies but they're all bat shit crazy😭😭😭violent little buggers🙈but they're so cute! This whole scenario is giving me Adams Family vibes though, lmao. Imagine the Prey!Family as neighbors to the Adams Family!🤣I've never done a cross over before but ummmmmmm😤😤😤😤😤
And let us not forget the poor Godparents Sasuke and Mabui that are gonna have to deal with these "children"😂but ummm, their "children" aren't any better soooo, I suppose it won't bother them much, lol.
#prey#naruhina#ask#answer#super bad ideas that are to cute not to indulge#sociopathic children#prey!family#naruto uzumaki#hinata hyuga#demon spawns#for the safety of the world naruto needs the snip lmao#but he won't#because fuck the world is his motto#godparent sasuke uchiha#godparent mabui uchiha#what a family
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what's funny is that Joe Biden could presidentially pardon whoever did it
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Chubby Melkor gives me such cute aggression it’s unreal. Like I just wanna aggressively nom.
👆 You to Melkors tender bits💕💖💕😈😈😈
#melkor answers#Mairon should bite him too as a treat😈#and Gotty too😈#but he won't#unless he's asked cuz he's the best boy💖💖💖#Mairon is a little feral gremlin😈#and in this house we love Both the good boys and feral gremlins💖💕💖💕
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Well said!!! Also, the harries on that blog! They’re obsessed!! 🤡
unless harry changes up his entire PR strategy, starts saying interesting or culturally relevant things, he's little more than a cultural court jester for teeny girls. if he couldn't get nominated on time's person of the year this year after winning AOTY, then what on earth would he have to do to get it next year? he's not gonna win another AOTY next year. any album he releases will be derivative and likely sell to the young tweens but not expand on his market or actually be commercially interesting or different. he's not gonna manage to say anything interesting about any of the major social issues of our times because he never has in 13 years of being famous. he's still gonna be a zionist, still spending time with transphobes, still getting hair transplants, still saying wishy washy nothings about LGBT rights, still making out with random women every other month, still wearing hideous and culturally forgettable clothing items, still being a shitty actor. why would he be considered groundbreaking when he was totally forgotten about this year too?
that's why his omission this year is actually interesting, because you'd think he had a cultural impact if you just heard the stats. but as those of us on these blogs have been saying, harry's cultural impact is limited to the very small scope of the very small type of fans he has. beyond that nobody gives a shit. nobody outside his cult of tweens is listening to his music, buying his merch, buying his pleasing, talking about his talents or anything he says. he's just like a children's entertainer, beyond what he offers these girls, nothing he does has any impact at all and is instantly forgettable.
#when justin timberlake was at his peak#his music was everywhere#and not just with little girls with glitter feather boas#but with grown adults#and justin's movie career was way more successful#his SNL career with dick in a box had a huge impact#he could also dance#unless harry starts showing real personality#and courage#but he won't#he doesn't know how to exist like that#because he needs everything he does to be a PR scheme#he doesn't know how to exist as a person who just cares#about changing the world#and being brave enough to take positions#that might lose him fans or cause a backlash among the right wing#he's a moral coward
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https://www.tumblr.com/phoenixwrites/714724298049404928/of-course-tiac-is-a-johnny-depp-defender?source=share
This is incorrect. I'm not even on her side be she said she believes Johnny was abusive too. What she said against Amber was that she lied under oath about hitting Johnny when there was audio of her admitting to hitting him.
I'm not trying to defend TIAC but your followers can at least tell the truth.
So one thing you should know about me is that I do not believe in the "perfect victim". Victims often get violent right back. That does not equal mutual abuse. Mutual abuse is not a thing.
I want you to look at this timeline here: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/johnny-depp-v-amber-heard-timeline-defamation-domestic-violence/101098658
This feed has another excellent overview, complete with Depp admitting and apologizing for being violent with Heard and also having it confirmed by his assistant: https://twitter.com/drugproblem/status/1517264284195033088
Good article from the New Yorker: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-is-not-as-complicated-as-you-may-think
How we failed Amber Heard: https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7vm3b/weve-all-failed-amber-heard
The myth of the perfect victim: https://time.com/6183505/amber-heard-perfect-victim-myth-johnny-depp/
I need my followers to understand that a victim of domestic violence SNAPPING and getting violent right back does not make them an abuser. I need them to understand power dynamics--how Johnny Depp had far more money, fame, and more social clout than Amber Heard and used this to his advantage. How he was physically larger and older than she was. How yes, women can be abusers--you all KNOW mine was--but it happens when the power dynamics are flipped and that is absolutely not the case here.
Much like Woody Allen was able to manipulate the public into turning on Mia Farrow, Depp did the same to Amber. And it worked. People were making TikTok skits of Amber Heard's sexual assault testimony. Depp WANTED it publicized, wanted her shamed and humiliated.
Along with several feminist scholars, writers, and advocates, I support Amber Heard: https://amberopenletter.com/
What she went through--the media frenzy and public vilification of her last summer? I did hours of research on it, because it went part and parcel with my thesis on Joy Davidman and how her abuse allegations were dismissed. The Amber Heard phenomenon, I believe, is a direct backlash against the #MeToo movement and we haven't even gotten started on the damage it's going to do for domestic violence victims.
#Johnny Depp is foul has had a history of violence#and I wish to God we lived in a society where he would suffer any consequences#but he won't
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More couple time????
This is Loki (on the right) and Talia (on the left)!! Loki is not human (like all my dudes) but he's even scarier than anything i've ever made!!
#they are gorgeous to me#Loki needs to learn to back off#but he won't#Talia freed him#accidentally#so now Loki is obsessed#he's gonna make sure Talia is well taken care of#he's crazy#atlas.png
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Anonymous asked: Alastor your an eldritch being right? Can't you go back in time and help Gritt out before Vox got to him?
"Time is a very fragile thing, my faceless friend. Even small tampering is enough to tear it apart at it seams."
mentioned: @hannah-the-small
#⛤ hellooo! is this thing on? testing! testing! ⛤ answered#👀 It could be a fun alternate verse concept#but yeah Alastor doesn't mess with time#he likely /can/#But he won't
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wolf calls the mikaelsons the 'mikeysons' because he can (and if he ever met mikael he'd call him mikey too) and yes breaks into the compound to drink their bourbon
#in my mind he's met them before during their lives#but he'd also do this even if he's never actually met them in person before#which is honestly just funny to me#wolf needs to stop#but he won't#the dumbass#📚 ooc // i’ll probably be awake to 3am for no reason#📚 headcanon // you can call me king of disappointment; welcome to my castle; everything's worthless
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ooc;; nandor actually setting limitations on himself and living by rules, because he's well aware of how crazy he can get with too much power in his hands, when he turns greedy and lets his own anger consume him. him not using his own vampire powers to their full potential is a choice. 😌
#{ house meeting! } ;; ooc#he's trying to be a well behaved vampire#he could chew people#turn them into bags of bones#but he won't#i'm gonna make a decent post about this
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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